Really?

I am so over the attitude going around. It's like a disease. I don't understand what everybody's problem is, but people just need to stop being huge douche bags. Maybe we'll find out soon that H1N1 is no longer the epidemic du jour; it's really having a huge attitude that seems to be the epidemic.

And I thought I was a witch. Geez Louise.

A new episode of The Office FINALLY came on last night. A lot of people are complaining that it was a flashback show, but I was ok with it. Since my relationship with The Office is only a season or two old, it was entertaining to see clips from episodes I've never seen. I especially enjoyed the Jim and Pam montage.

I forgot about Project Runway last night, and when 30 Rock ended, I washed my face and went to sleep. So annoyed. I guess I'll watch it online when I make a sandwich in a little bit. I hate watching stuff online because my computer is 283 years old (since computer years are like dog years. I don't know the actual math, so I may or may not have completely made that number up) and it has to buffer about every 6 and a half seconds. Maybe if my brain functioned properly I would remember to watch things.

Even though it'll probably gross out, I'm looking forward to skiing tomorrow morning. Since Switch is apparently the only person I know that wants to hang out with me, it'll be nice to get out of East Lansing, even if it's only for a couple hours. Even my boyfriend only wants to go out with me if I'll DD.

I really don't understand what I did to everyone, but it seems people only want to be my friend when they need something from me. Or if they feel obligated because I'm present in some social situation. It's a little bit frustrating. Like seriously, if you don't like me, or you can't stand me, or I did something to you, TELL ME. I hate passive-aggressive BS.

I won't elaborate, for fear of sounding whiny. But really? I would ask people myself, but nobody's ever around to ask what the H their problem is.

I've gotta come up with a list of dates I need off from work today so I don't forget about it. There are a lot, and my boss is going to be peeved, but they're mostly for school, so she can just get over it. I'd really love one day to tell her that that store is not my life; school is my life, and I go to school so I don't have to work in that hell hole for the rest of my life. Get over yourself.

Unfortunately, I haven't found an opportune moment. I really hope I do.


"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision." - Dwight